He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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