K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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