And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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