idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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