Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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