Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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