Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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