For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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