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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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