That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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