Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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