Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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