Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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