matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it glows. i had to have it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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