I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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