: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
look no pants
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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