that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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