So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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