whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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