You made me cry and you don't even care
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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