Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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