There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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