We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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