we're blogging at a bar
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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