i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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