You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Come back. Shots need mouths.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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