i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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