"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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