Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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