i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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