yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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