After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm both gender and math confused
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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