worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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