I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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