I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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