turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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