I love black thongs
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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