he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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