i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
