So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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