Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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