I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's like God shit irony all over that family
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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