I wish i was in the wii world.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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