I'm really into asian looking animals
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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