Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
