4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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