How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you will always have a special place in my vag
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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