I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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