I must be too annoying 4 u.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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