In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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