I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
we should paint friendship bongs
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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