So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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