NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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