STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So much rum. So many feels.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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