How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
a search helicopter?!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
third nipple confirmed
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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