I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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