There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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