Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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