Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Randomize
